At least we know he isn't lactose intolerant.
41-year-old Christopher Pagano, now known as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert," was arrested after he made a strange offer to several women.
Police say he went up to the ladies carrying a hunk of the cheese. He then exposed himself and asked the women to put the swiss on his private parts.
"This guy has been doing this stuff for years," one victim wrote on the Mayfair TownWatch Facebook page.
The Philadelphia Daily News reports once the story went public several other women came forward saying they had similarly been asked to perform the dairy deed by the same fellow.
She elaborated.
“Online and at bars on Frankford Ave. A few years ago he walked up to a couple friends of mine and asked them to help him with the cheese. Then pulled down his pants.”
Philadelphia cops say they traced Pagano down with the help of the women and several dating sites he frequented with cheesy offers.