Today’s tip: Never buy a python when you’re drunk

Python almost attacked friend

Dwayne Matthews' attorney told the Coventry Telegraph. "In his wisdom, and no doubt egged on by his inebriated friends," Matthews bought the python with the intention of re-selling it.

 All was fine until the next morning. Waking up in a bit of a fog the man walked into a room where his friend was sleeping.

He was shocked to see the African rock snake coiled to strike and "rearing up at (the friend) in an S-shape, its jaws open like a cobra," the lawyer explained. Thinking quickly Matthews grabbed a blanket and threw it over the snake.