The old saying goes “the clothes make the man.” In this case, it more described him.
Ross McMakin was arrested for DUI while wearing a T-shirt that said, “Drunk As Sh**.”
To Ross, it made perfect sense.
Then, to top off the evening, he tried to choke his girlfriend when she attempted to take his keys.
His girlfriend didn’t know how to drive a stick shift. So, despite being intoxicated, he climbed behind the wheel and promptly drove over a curb and hit a parked car before coming to a stop.
Gawker says police in Corvallis, Oregon have charged the fellow with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation.
All this while wearing a big smile.