A man in West Midlands, England called police because he was not happy with the way his hooker looked.
The man contacted officers saying the prostitute misrepresented herself in an ad for "private services" in the local newspaper.
He said he arranged to meet her outside the hotel, but she just didn't quite do it for him.
The customer's first call was ended early to free up the emergency line, but police eventually called him back. That's when the man said he thought the prostitute should be charged for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.
So, he called police.
"It was unbelievable. He genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation," said Sgt. Jerome Moran.
Officers originally didn't know who the man was, but have since found out and send him a warning letter.
The police department even sent out a tweet about the incident: