We're guessing that you don't want to spend the Thanksgiving holiday behind bars.
So do yourself a favor, if you've had too much to drink and you don't have a ride, take advantage of AAA of Oklahoma's "Tipsy Tow" program.
It starts at 6:00 p.m. Wednesday night and continues all the way until 2:00 a.m. next Monday.
The program is free of charge for both AAA members and non-members alike.
They'll tow you and your car as far as 15 miles, but they'll only take you HOME, not to another party.
They have it for both the Tulsa and Oklahoma City Metro areas.
It's also available in Ardmore, Bartlesville, Enid, Lawton, Shawnee, Muskogee, and Tahlequah.
To call for Tipsy Tow, dial (800) 222-4357 (AAA-HELP) and ask for Tipsy Tow.