You may want to know about some strange state laws here in the good ol’ USA prohibiting sex in a variety of ways in case you're traveling through one of them.
In Massachusetts, having sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of horses is illegal.
In Colorado, kissing a sleeping woman is not allowed by law.
How does that work if you’re married and want to kiss your wife good morning? Do you have to wait until she gets out of bed?
If you are in Iowa, don’t wink at a woman if you don’t know her. You’ll have to tell the cops you had something in your eye.
In either Arkansas or California, adultery is punishable by monetary fines.
The highest fine in Arkansas is $100 – Bill Clinton probably carried that amount around as pocket change, just in case.
If Bill had been governor of California it might have cost him $1,000. It probably cost Arnold that much when he admitted to cheating on Maria.
If you’re a guy living in Indiana and you like to kiss humans, you’re not allowed to have facial hair if the owner “has a tendency to kiss other humans.” I guess kissing goats and cows are okay.
This one just makes good sense – in Minnesota, you can’t kiss your wife if your breath smells of garlic, onions or sardines.
In other words, you must brush your teeth if your spouse requests it. Brush your tongue, too.
Finally, in Wisconsin, a man cannot fire a gun while his partner is having an orgasm. Go figure.