Holy Toledo Batman – put something on!
Robin you need to close your eyes! Zonks!
Australian police have arrested and charged a nearly naked man with visions of super hero glory who they say stole a Batman costume.
Our G-string clad hero stole the costume from a thrift store.
Security footage shows the suspect dancing about outside the store for about 40 minutes in the costume.
He was probably trying out new dance moves for the next ComicCon...just saying.
Since G-man would not turn himself in, authorities later arrested the unidentified 35-year-old suspect.
Store owner Michelle Rowe was rather surprised.
"Most people will at least try to rob you with their clothes on, surely," she told a local Australian television station.