Couple jailed for driving nude and drunk while eating pizza

It’s the weekend trifecta, drunk, naked, and eating pizza. However, this couple went the extra mile and did it all behind the wheel.

Cops were called by a business owner when he saw the naked folks standing outside their car. WEWS reports they decided standing wasn't good enough and went for a drive.

The car plowed over a curb and onto a lawn before police finally got them to pull over.

Officers found Alexandria Mauer in the driver's seat eating a slice of pizza, and wearing nothing but a smile. In the passenger seat, Kenneth Gillespie was naked, but he didn’t have pizza.

Instead, he held a beer can between his feet. Mauer was arrested then quickly released to the custody of a family member. But freedom is fleeting. She was in custody an hour later, charged with disorderly conduct.

Gillespie didn’t get the same chance. Cops took him to jail for violating his probation for drug possession.

Apparently he didn’t like it.

Officers say on the way to jail he “urinated in the back of a police car.”

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