Seattle, WA - It was just before 2am when the family of four heard a loud crash.
That’s when the naked, higher than a kite man forced his way into their home and began quoting gospel.
The wife and mother called 911 while the husband chased the man out of the house with a baseball bat.
When Seattle cops arrived, they found the nude dude jogging down the street and talking to himself.
The officers had to chase the guy but eventually caught him, and took him to jail. The preacher wanna-be admitted taking LSD before the incident.
The 20-year-old was treated at a hospital and then booked into jail on suspicion of burglary.