Naked man breaks in, poops on couple's floor, partially floods kitchen

Tricia Gillaspy couldn’t believe what she and her husband were seeing. “We woke up 6:30 Sunday morning to a naked guy walking into our bedroom,” she began.

“My husband’s like, ‘What the heck is going on?’ and I’m screaming in utter panic.”

It was 25-year-old Matthew Coomes, and he had been there a while.

KTVB-TV in Boise, Idaho reports Matthew had already gone #2 on the carpet in their living room. He also turned on a sink sprayer before stuffing it into a drawer.

The couple say they had to hold a gun to Coome's head to get him to leave. Even then, he stayed in their yard.

But the biggest surprise to the couple came when the man wasn’t arrested.

They claim officers told them if they wanted Coomes to be busted, they “should have done it themselves.”

Instead, cops gave him two citations and drove him home.

The department is conducting an internal investigation into the incident.

“He craps on my floor, and he must have been playing in it because he streaked it down the side of my walls,” Gillaspy said with disgust.

Coomes was drinking and claims he doesn’t remember being in the house.

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